off script, drug-free hair health

01 The formula

The label fits on the bottle.
The studies fit in this section.

Rosemary oil1Skinmed · 2015Rosemary oil non-inferior to minoxidil 2% for androgenetic alopecia (6mo, n=100) Rosmarinus officinalis
15%

Vasodilator. Increases follicle blood flow.

matched minoxidil at 6 months.
Pumpkin seed oil3Evid Based Complement Alternat Med · 2014Pumpkin seed oil 24wk: 40% mean hair count increase vs placebo (n=76) Cucurbita pepo
50%

Inhibits 5α-reductase, the enzyme finasteride targets.

+40% hair count vs placebo at 24 weeks.
Saw palmetto5Australas J Dermatol · 2016Wessagowit V. et al. Treatment of male androgenetic alopecia with topical products containing Serenoa repens extract. Serenoa repens
10%

DHT modulator. The finasteride argument, applied topically.

Five RCTs. Consistent results.
Caffeine4Br J Dermatol · 2014Fischer T.W. et al. Differential effects of caffeine on hair shaft elongation, matrix and outer root sheath keratinocyte proliferation. C₈H₁₀N₄O₂
10%

Penetrates the follicle. Counters testosterone suppression.

Reversed testosterone-induced follicle suppression in human tissue.
Peppermint oil2Toxicol Res · 2014Peppermint oil promotes hair growth without toxic signs in mouse model Mentha piperita
10%

Boosts anagen-phase follicles. The cool tingle is delivery.

Out-performed minoxidil 3% on follicle conversion in a 4-week trial.
Copper peptide GHK-Cu6Int J Mol Sci · 2018Pickart L., Margolina A. Regenerative and protective actions of the GHK-Cu peptide in the light of the new gene data. Cu(II)-Gly-His-Lys
5%

Signals dermal papilla. Extends growth phase.

Stimulates dermal papilla cells. Enlarges miniaturized follicles.

What's not in it

No minoxidil. No finasteride. No fragrance. No silicones. No "proprietary complex." Every ingredient earned its place by showing up in a paper.

Six concentrated ingredients. Not twenty-five dilluted ones.

02 The ritual

Thirty seconds.
Once a day.

That's the whole routine.

01

Drop

Five drops on the crown and temples, Once a day.
02

Massage

Thirty seconds with your fingertips.
03

Wait

Give it ninety days.
In the box · free

A dermastamp. Use twice a week. Doubles absorption.11Int J Trichology · 2013Dhurat R. et al. A randomized evaluator blinded study of effect of microneedling in androgenetic alopecia.

03 vs. the alternatives

If finasteride or minoxidil work for you,
take them.

	Finasteride	Minoxidil	Off Script
Sexual side effects	Documented (~1–2%)	Rare	None reported
Shed if you stop	Yes	Yes	No
Prescription	Required	OTC	None
Doctor visits	Ongoing	None	None
Form	Pill (systemic)	Foam / liquid (topical)	Topical serum (six actives)
Cost / mo	$22–40 + copay	$15–30	$68
Cardiac side effects	Rare	Palpitations possible	None reported

Finasteride

Sexual side effectsDocumented (~1–2%)

Shed if you stopYes

PrescriptionRequired

Doctor visitsOngoing

FormPill (systemic)

Cost / mo$22–40 + copay

Minoxidil

Sexual side effectsRare

Shed if you stopYes

PrescriptionOTC

FormFoam / liquid (topical)

Cost / mo$15–30

Cardiac side effectsPalpitations possible

Off Script

Sexual side effectsNone reported

Shed if you stopNo

PrescriptionNone

Doctor visitsNone

FormTopical serum (six actives)

Cost / mo$68

Cardiac side effectsNone reported

04 Testimonials

BEFORE · 05.2023 AFTER · 05.2026

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MY OWN HEAD· 36 MONTHS · UNRETOUCHED

“My girlfriend used to bring up my hair every couple of weeks. She hasn't mentioned it in over a year.”

— M., 27 · 14 months in

“I used to hate well-lit parties. Last weekend a girl told me I had great hair. Did not compute.”

— J., 26 · 9 months in

Friends. Not paid reviewers.

05 A note from the kitchen sink

I started losing hair young. Vertex first.

Tried minoxidil. Got heart palpitations. Looked at finasteride. Read about permanent side effects and put the bottle back.

So I read the papers myself. Crossed off everything that didn't have evidence. Six things survived. I bought them, mixed them in my apartment, and put it on my head.

The before/after up there is the result. Thirty-six months later, I don't check the mirror anymore. I'm still bottling it on my kitchen counter.

— Kitchen Sink, Inc.

Dropper releasing a sea-glass green drop

06 Skeptical questions

Asked early.
Answered straight.

Hair grows in 12-week cycles. Most people see fill-in by month three. The vertex shot above took about 18 months. Give it 90 days at minimum, that's why the refund window is what it is.

In a 6-month head-to-head trial, rosemary oil was non-inferior to 2% minoxidil for androgenetic alopecia.1Skinmed · 2015Panahi Y. et al. Rosemary oil vs. minoxidil 2% for androgenetic alopecia. Rosemary at 15% is the foundation of off script. Then we layered five more studied actives on top. For mild to moderate thinning, that's the case. For aggressive loss, stack our serum with whatever your dermatologist puts you on.

Mild, usually weeks 2 to 4. Much less pronounced than minoxidil. It's follicles synchronizing into a new growth cycle. Push through it.

Yes. No contraindication. Finasteride is an oral 5α-reductase inhibitor. Minoxidil is a topical vasodilator. Off script is a topical with six different mechanisms. Plenty of users stack one or both with us.

In my apartment. I bottle each batch by hand. No manufacturer, no facility, just me, the ingredients, and amber glass. If that's a dealbreaker, this isn't the product for you.

The mechanisms are mostly androgen-pathway. Saw palmetto and pumpkin seed oil have good data for women with diffuse thinning. We have female friends on it with good outcomes. Try it on the 90-day refund.

Probably. The androgen pressure that caused the thinning doesn't go away. Same is true of finasteride and minoxidil, but unlike those, off script doesn't shed if you skip a week because your underlying scalp health improves.

GHK-Cu peptide at 5% is expensive. Rosemary essential oil at 15% is expensive. We chose fidelity to the literature over a cheaper bill of goods. If you want a rosemary-water tonic for $12, those exist. They aren't this.

Most list 20–30 ingredients at trace concentrations — diluted enough to be inoffensive, cheap enough to sell on Amazon. We went the other direction: six ingredients, each at the concentration the studies used. We publish exactly what's in it and how much. If you wanted to make this yourself, you could. You're paying for the sourcing, the concentration, and the fact that someone already read the papers.

Email us within 90 days. We refund in full. Don't ship the bottle back, keep it. Use it on your beard.

07 Order · batch 001

One bottle.
One decision.

30 ml. A fresh bottle every month. Free dermastamp with your first.

90-day refund. Keep the bottle.

No prescription. No doctor.

Free shipping. Cancel anytime.

off script^™ 30 ML · MONTHLY

HAIR LOSS TOPICAL · BATCH 001

Two ways in.

INCLUDES FREE DERMASTAMP · BATCH 001
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Bottled by hand. While it stays small.

Hair growth science.
No drugs.

Hair growth science.
No drugs.

Thirty seconds.
Once a day.

Drop

Massage

Wait